Family Guy Operation

Along with Peter’s “bulging rippliness,” this version of Operation includes unusual ailments, such as the “30-burger stroke,” “blinded by nickels,” “giant chicken pox,” and “bionic eye.”

$21.73 on Amazon

Zombie Back Scratcher

 

Ever have an itch that only the nails of the undead can scratch? Not a problem any more!

 

$24.95 on Amazon

Bloody Bathmat

Recreate your favorite bathroom murder scene with a bloody bath mat. Or maybe just weird out your friends. Either way, this is freaking cool!

$27.76 on Amazon

Bamboo Keyboard & Mouse

Revolutionary New Green Product Biodegradable and Environmental Friendly Hand-Carved Out Of 100% Natural Bamboo Unique, Elegant, and Trendy Keyboard and Mouse Connect via USB.

$50.25 on Amazon

Hershey Syrup Candle

 

Treat yourself to the sweet scent of hershey’s milk chocolate fragrance. All the chocolate indulgence without the guilt. Burn time is 30-40 hours.

$15.99 on Amazon

Caffeine Molecule Necklace

Caffeine! Now Available in Bling! Wear your favorite molecule around your neck in sterling silver molecule on a sterling silver chain!

$84.99 on ThinkGeek

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins. Ohh, I mean cookies! Yup, cookies…and BRRRAIIIIINNSS! Just crack open this zombie head, reach inside, and grab some cookies. We recommend at least 3.

$29.99 on ThinkGeek

LED Color Changing Faucet

LED Color Changing Faucet

LED lights changing color with water temperature. The faucet has a built-in device for generating electricity and illuminating the water without battery. The light will go out when the water was turned off.

$7.25 on Amazon

NES Nintendo iPhone Case

Ever sit in class or a meeting and day dream about the days when you used to play Nintendo sitting on the living room floor? Now you can relive those glory days with your iPhone! This rubber Case with hard back that protects the sides & front of the case.

$14.99 on Amazon

4GB Joker USB Drive

Why so serious? Because this USB drive contains all my work and school documents. 2.5″ tall by 1″ wide and USB 2.0 for scary fast speed.

$21.89 on Amazon

Gnombie Zombie Garden Gnome

 

At 20″ tall and 14″ wide this guy will tear into the kneecaps of adolescents. Made of solid cold form resin weighing 12 pounds, they can used to bludgeon even the most vigilant of foes.

$174.99 on Amazon

Pinata Cookies!

Pinata Cookie Recipe

One of the coolest cookie ideas I’ve ever seen! Pretty awesome if you ask me.

Full Recipe

Original Ring Thing

 Bottle Opener Ring

Oktoberfest tested, drinker approved. Slip the Ring Thing on your “social finger” and you are ready to tackle any mob of the “unquenched.”

$7.99 on ThinkGeek

Kitchen Knife Set with Holder

 

AHH! Did you just stab me?! You did! I don’t like that…Good thing I have a magnetic Suspension system to hold knives firmly in place.

$75.69 on Amazon

Cake-Sicle Pan

Cake Sicle Pan

Like Popsicles? Like cake? Who doesn’t!? Why not combine them together in on baking session of awesomeness!

$14.57 on Amazon

Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion

 

Who knew zombie blood was full of such vitamins and minerals and yummy lime taste? Zombie Blood is a synthetic blood energy potion. It will make you feel better, give you energy, and be really gross all at once.

$4.99 on ThinkGeek

Boyfriend Pillow

The boyfriend pillow provides firm sleeping support and will never leave you for that whore down the street!

$34.95 on Amazon

Zombie Door Stop

Zombie Door Stop

The Zombie invasion is in full swing here. Doorstop shaped like a crawling zombie, squished by the door. Exquisite level of gory detail.

$69.95 on Amazon

Super Mario Bros Wall Graphics

Boy grows up, completely enamored with a computer-generated Italian plumber. He pumps his college fund, in quarter form, into Donkey Kong. Later, he grows inch-thick calluses on his thumbs playing Super Mario Brothers on the original NES. I personally would have killed for these when I was a lad.

$69.95 on Amazon

Like and Dislike Stamps

Want to express how you feel? What better way than with a stamp?

$11.08 on Amazon